Episode #7 — Kyle Steed Might Give You A Sponge Bath

Kyle Steed - The NotesToday’s guest is Kyle Steed, best known for his work with the photo iPhone application program Over where he makes hand-drawn typewriters. Kyle is also known for his illustrations of cereal and pizza. Kyle is a tall man with a hat who enjoys juggling on his unicycle and watching Tom Cruise films.

 
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Episode #6 — Josh Long Is A Teleporting Executioner

Josh Long The NotesJosh Long is best known for the fictional story about his time as an executioner (of ideas) and his ability to teleport — allowing him do tackle an inhuman number of side projects.

 
In his spare time Josh creates bonsai trees, spends hours marveling at the majesty of horses, is a master treehouse architect or something and also mentors future hobos. As a southern gentleman Josh is required to say “y’all” at least 15 times a day and lives under a weeping willow.

 
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Episode #5 — Krystyn Heide Is Neither Square Nor A Girl

Krystyn Heide NotesOn today’s show thing I welcome the lady Krystyn Heide, better known as Nicki Clyne’s best friend or FORMERLY known as SquareGirl™ on Twitter. Krystyn is a Designer at SquareSpace, just recently ended a long term affair with Papyrus. In her free time she designs websites for spas and lesbian coffeehouses.

 
While Krystyn might only (approximately) 2,300 followers on Twitter, she does follow just 138 people, so there’s that. She found all of my questions stupid. Today’s episode is not sponsored by SquareSpace.

 

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Episode #4 — Yaron Schoen Wants You To Enjoy The Whitespace

Yaron notesToday’s Pixel Recess has guest Yaron Schoen also known as Ron Stone. Ron is best known for creating Twitter and killing people with design while serving in the Israeli Army. Yaron currently works at home, naked, while wearing just a yarmulke. He also probably makes an app and website and eats McDonald’s while watching reruns of Murder She Wrote.

 

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