Episode #38 — Motke Dapp Does Not Have Face Baldness

Oh hey there guys! Welcome back! Where have you been? I’ve been busy at work making new episodes with imaginary people inside my mind, but I guess you guys didn’t hear those? Anyway, today’s show is with an old friend, who may or may not be 23,000 years old, Motke Dapp. You might know Motke from his days of busking with design to help fund his movies, or for pushing around color shapes. In his spare time Motke remakes famous movies using animals, such as The Ten Commands using meerkats and Die Hard with jellyfish; and contemplating the taste of colors and which sandwich makes the best hand puppet.

 
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Episode #36 — Kristina Halvorson Is Back At The Ranch Strategizing

Welcome to another episode of dumb! On today’s episode we have International Champion of Celebrity Buzzword Faceoff VII, contest strategerist of board game word metrics, a Word Fascist and Twitter biologist, Kristina Halvorson. You might also know Kristina for being from Minnesota, strategizing strategies about others strategizing their content about others content, and purveyor of Unsuckit

 
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Episode #34 — Austin Kleon Needs A Death Threat From Darth Vader For Motivation

On today’s show we have the talented internationally known artist, hooligan, vandal, censorist, and thief Austin Kleon. When Austin isn’t busy taking naps under his desk or sorting through the various envelops with dick pics in them, he can be found melting lake-effect snow and making his own form of alcoholic drink.

 
You might also know Austin as the inspiration for the city of Austin, in Texas — where they make BBQ and hipsters; for making the infamous app Austigram, for advocating the defacement of the Constitution, and not doing things to books. Austin may or may not like midwesterners and will do many things for a million dollars.

 
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Episode #34 — Sean Sperte Supports Meat Helmets

There is nothing normal happening in today’s episode. Not only is there no interview, there is no discernible direction, motivation, or context for what transpires. What I hope at the very least is that some fun and humor is found at the expense of the endless glut of future entrepreneur (aka entermanures) visionaries and whatever. I want to thank Sean for going along with my insanity and you the listener for enduring the mouth crimes that inevitably ensue.

 
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